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1火柴棍突然觉得头很痒,就伸手挠,挠着挠着就把自己烧死了…
 
2有一天小强问他爸爸:“爸爸,我是不是傻孩子啊?”爸爸说:“傻孩子,你怎
么会是傻孩子呢?”
 
3有一个藏猫猫社团,他们团长现在还没找到………
 
4俩屎壳螂讨论福利彩票,甲说:我要中了大奖就把方圆50里的厕所都买下来,每
天吃个够!
    乙说:你丫太俗了!我要是中了大奖就包一活人,每天吃新鲜 的!
 
5 开心词典节目主持人王小丫现场采访一位节目观众,问:“在你心目中你最崇拜
哪个女主持人?”观众说:“是你呀。”王小丫问:“为何如此说?”观众说:“
因为你长得有点像杨澜!”
 

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